I was going to get some ammo belts, to put my Iodine and SSKI bottles in and cross them across my chest, and have cards of info in an internal pocket, and have a hat and sunglases on and have a before and after pic taken of myself as a joke, akin to the one below (the below being the "before" shot, with people looking with their money in hand wanting to buy, and of course the after pic would show what I was sellin') - but I just never had the guts to do it.