we conservatives are heatless bastards, aren't we?

i don't know how i live with myself. standing up for that child in the womb, who do i think i am? what audacity to stand up for that child who cannot speak but about to have his brains vacuumed out of his skullcap by a mother who chooses "wisely". Why we should make abortions the most affordable medical procedure in the book. Then we'd have even more great choices to applaud. Amerika doesn't have enough abortions going, Spudly, we do need more. You've convinced me! Affordability of chosen killings, now that's a family value I'd like to march down the street promoting, you too? Yeah! I could walk all day holding up one of those signs, yelling at the top of my lungs to passerbys, I'm getting the fever, Spudly! you liberals know what's best for that child in the womb, I'm glad I finally came around to see the light at the end of the vacuum tube. we conservatives need to shut our pieholes and quit that insensitive talk right this damned minute! who do we think we are?