A young Arab asks his father:

What is this weird hat that we are wearing ?

It’s a “chechia” because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!

And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing ?

It’s a “djbellah” because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body !

And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet ?

These are “babouches”, which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert !

Tell me, papa…

Yes, my son ?

… Why are we living in Dearborn, MI. and still wearing all this shit ?