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List to ponder (sorry if you've heard it before;-)

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List to ponder (sorry if you've heard it before;-)

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last long

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

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