He was reared by dingoes................

Lenny Bruce

told this one about a small plane crash in the Australian outback where the sole survivor is a baby boy.



A pack of dingo dogs who happened to be nursing their own pups suckle the baby boy and actually raise him until he's found at age 10 by a missionary couple who adopt him.



Incapable of human speech at first,he catches up fast as the devoted missionary couple teach him not only to speak, read, and write but to master the calculus and pass for French.



At age 15 the boy gets early admission to Harvard and 3 years later he's ready to start his first year of Medical School when he's run over and killed chasing a car.