Anybody else?

I keep wondering that I can't be the only one who has so many worms scattered all over the body. It seems that if I kill 10, a thousands more hatch and grow in the meantime, which keeps me all the time hundred steps behind.
My dowsing is completely unreliable - anybody who can dowse at this moment, could you pls try to see what you'll get?
It's an unbelievable nightmare to live like this. And I keep thinking it can't be that I'm the only one on this planet. If yes, then I must really be very special and hopefully I'll find the reason for this soon. And there seems to be no support group for this anywhere, all of you here seem to have either buski or serialis.
How is that possible?