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You Might Be A Redneck~!



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We all know rednecks look at the world a little
differently. We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years.

It's time though to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks
to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.

I never thought I'd say this, but I am admitting,
I might be a redneck. I sure pass the sniff test,
and you might too...check out the criteria~~and see
if you "measure up" to being one yourself~!

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
a friend.

This one, I am adding to this list, since it is obvious
that I AM a redneck. IF you sneeze, I am not going to
ask you what faith you are, I am going to say, "God Bless You".

God Bless the USA !

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