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The medical distinction between Guts and Balls.
 
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The medical distinction between Guts and Balls.


 


 

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. 

We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls , but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:




GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, 

and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'




BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, 

slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'


 


 



I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.


Both result in death.

 


 

 
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