A guy phoned to his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the guy calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you yeasterday" the wife replies, "He died last week". The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss.
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU... TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"