"One Liners"

After my physical exam, the doctor told me "you could go at anytime!" I said, "Good, I haven't gone in three days!"


A man stopped me on the street and said, "Have you got a dollar for a sandwich?" I said, "Where is the sandwich?"


(Borrowed from the King of One-Liners, Hennie Yougman)

An add said "Make all the money you want for $25 for three words!"

When I sent in the money, the reply said the words are "Stick'em Up"!

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