Okay, so mildly amusing... I found the most disgusting Ascaris today. I found Tapeworm sections a few days ago. Something that appeared to be a big clump of something stringy last week. Identical tiny worms in sputum.
Ascaris = a green bean
Tapeworm secions = actually WERE sesame seeds (Big Mac!)
Clump of something stringy = pineapple
Tiny worms = mucus
The pictures I took earlier were of samples that had dried out. Now that I know how to take a picture, hopefully, I'll be able to capture something 'fresh'. Ewww.