Literal lying.....

"On four occasions, the bureau made inaccurate statements to a court...."

This is what happens to educated literals.

If you can call it something other than lying......it's okay.

Now, if you and I tried that.......

Why yes your Honor, several statements I've made are merely inaccurate. My wife died because her heart stopped pumping. It had nothing to do with my shooting her.

I like how the Literal looks at, Thou shall not covet thine neighbors wife.

So? If she lives 3 blocks over, shes not really my neighbor and I can therefore covet her......;-)

Yes, Literals, they are smart.

They get away with it, after all, the Law is manipulated by Literals.

GS