The aisle seat

The Aisle Seat

Two Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a
window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat...
Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After
takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up
and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle
seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine's shoe and
spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab
said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine
obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up
the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they
all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes
and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his
Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must
this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This
animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?' Tweet