Cursing in Church

A crusty old man walks into the local Church and says to
 the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'

The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?'
   
'Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn
church!' 
 
'I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is
not tolerated in this church.' 

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the
pastor's study to inform him of her situation.