i'm a social commentator...that's what i do.

i can multi-task so don't worry you're pretty little head about 'ol mccainster's time management. income still rolls in every day, payroll's get paid, everybody's happy. tiger is worldwide news...i comment on worldwide newsmakers. it's like telling peyton manning not to throw touchdown passes. or hillary clinton to quit wearing pantsuits. hey, it's what we do!