each screw cost tiger $344,000.00!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you figure that with elin rewriting the prenup, just to stay married to tiger, she'll get around 55 mil for two more years. that's 27.5 million per year. tiger's three honeys cost him about $344,000 per night in bed. You figure with Tiger's schedule and a wife and kids...he can get laid approximately 80 times per year by somebody not not named Elin. Or roughly, $344,000 per orgasmfest. now, i know i'm a little dense, but there's not a vagina in the world worth $344,000!!!!!!!!!!! no bo derek, not britney spears' vagina...not jaclyn smith's, not christie brinkley's vagina...not Playboy's sexiest pinup, not any p 0 r n star's vagina...nobody's vagina is worth that stack of lettuce. If you think of it in those terms, maybe, the guy would've stayed closer to home. Naaaah...lol.... Tweet