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Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans
 
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Ten Peeves That Dogs Have About Humans


'1'  Blaming your farts on me...... not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'  Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'   Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


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'4'   Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'   Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.


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'6'   The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.


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'7'   Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip', then acting
surprised when I freak out every time we go back!


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'8'   Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your

        guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.


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'9'   Dog sweaters. Hello ??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
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'10'   How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.

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Now lay off me on some of these things.  We both know who's boss here!  You don't see me picking up your poop do you?
 

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