The Candy With The Little Holes

LIFE SAVERS FOR THE YOUNG STUDENTS

The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of
the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out
and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!

The teacher had to leave the room!


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