How Old Are You??

A little girl and her mother were
out and about. Out of the blue,
the girl asked her mother, "Mommy,
How old are you?" The mother
responded, "Honey, women don't
talk about their age. You'll
learn this as you get older."

The girl then asked, "Mommy,
how much do you weigh?" Her mother
responded again, "That's another
thing women don't talk about. You'll
learn this, too, as you grow up."

The girl, still wanting to know
about her mother, then fired off
another question, "Mommy, why did
you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by
the questions, responded, "Honey,
that is a subject that hurts me
very much, and I don't want to
talk about it now."

The little girl, frustrated, sulked
until she was dropped off at a
friend's house to play. She consulted
with her girlfriend about her
and her mother's conversation.
The girlfriend said, "All you have
to do is sneak a look at your
mother's driver's license. It's
just a like a report card from school.
It tells you everything."

Later, the little girl and her mother
were out and about again. The little
girl started off with, "Mommy, Mommy,
I know how old you are. I know how old
you are. You're 32 years old." The
mother was very shocked. She asked,
"Sweetheart, how do you know that?"

The little girl shrugged and said, "I
just know. And I know how much you
weigh. You weigh 130 pounds."
"Where did you learn that?"
The little girl said, "I just know.
And I know why you and Daddy got a
divorce. You got an 'F' in sex."

-_-
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