The old doctor..........................

This elder doctor could no longer contain himself with this unbearable female patient...he had all he could stand with years of her complaining and running off at the mouth about her problems and his inability to cure them. He finally did what he had always wanted to do. He slapped her face as hard as he could. Wouldn't you know it...the judge had no sympathy...threw the book at him...fined him fifty bucks. The judge looked somewhat puzzled when doc handed him a $100.00. Doc said, "Keep the change, if that's all you are going to charge, I might want to slap her again."