Oh, Oompa, I am much too tired to write anymore this evening, but wanted to say that your: "LOW AND BELHOLD I've got little pets that I never wanted or adopted coming out of my hiney..." made me smile and laugh. I am still doing so as I type. We may as well enjoy ourselves, right? It is good medicine, too, the laughter. Thanks for sharing. The wormy thing on my toilet paper was 'thicker' than a piece of pasta. Mine was a self-diagnosis (in a manner of speaking), too.