Replacement windows

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them.



He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago
and I still hadn't paid for them.



Hellloooo,...........just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid.



So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last
year, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Hello oooo? It's been a year! I told him.



There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung
up.



He never called back.



I bet he felt like an idiot.