Two rednecks won a prize..........
While Bubba and Billy Bob, two rednecks
were in the local Wal-Mart they decided to get in on the
weekly charity raffle.
They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The
following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a
prize.
Billy Bob won 1st place; a years supply of gourmet
spaghetti sauce and extra long spaghetti.
Bubba won 6th prize; a toilet brush.
About a week or so had passed when the men met back at
Wal-Mart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize, to
which Billy Bob replied, "Great!, I love spaghetti!"
Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How 'bout you, how's the toilet
brush? "Not so good," replied Bubba, "I reckon I'm gonna
go back to paper."