Here's one for you Conspiracy theory nuts(I'm not naming anyone, so just take it easy).
All this time you thought it was a guy named stofurz, it is really me, Predident Bush. I was hired by Jerry Falwell to put a stop to all the nasty spank the monkeyr's that frequent this site. That's why I gotta bomb Saddam and Iraq, he is the biggest offender of them all.