Re: Darling Husband

Good one, but here is a different spin on it...

Email from wife:

Dear John,

Before you come home from work I want to warn you about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I pulled into the garage.

Fortunately, I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from the Spa after a day of much needed pampering (shopping can be grueling and I had so much to carry around, oh, and I hope you don't mind but I put it all on your credit card. I got some great deals...saved $1000 on a $10,000 fur coat!) Anyway, as I pulled up the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake, luckily the pickup came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know your love for me is more than just materialistic and it is, after all, only money you can make more...

You know how much I love and care for you my darling husband, love of my life.

I am enclosing a picture for you.



 

PS: Your girlfriend called...