I'm glad I came!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting
        for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

        The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight,
        and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed
        or bottle-fed.

        'Breast-fed,' she replied.

        Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

        She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and
        rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and
        detailed examination.

        Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder
        this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

        I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.'** **