Fun Feng Shui Story
Once upon a time there was a suburban housing tract full of single or divorced women who were having a lot of trouble finding dates, and no luck finding relationships.
Out of desperation, one of them finally consulted a Feng Shui expert known by an internet friend of mine who's on one of the Yahoo boards I'm on.
It turned out that the floor plan she and her friends had was a very rotten plan for the area of relationships. I forget exactly what was there, probably the bathroom or the patio, but it definitely needed balancing.
The Feng Shui expert went thru her house and found all kinds of "I'm single!" messages, such as a sitting area on the patio with only one chair! And no green growing things. NO room for anyone else in the entire house.
Serious about wanting to find someone, she rearranged her furniture and bought new stuff as directed, left room in her closet and drawers, added symbols of love such as a beautiful statue of two people entwined, growing plants, etc.
Within one month she had gone on 3 dates. Ecstatic, she shared this information with her single neighbors. They made changes too. Within several years they had all found someone with whom to share their lives.