ah, beards. Can't live with him, can't keep food out of 'em.
I knew an old Sicilian man for a while that was still enamored with his wife after 20 years. Called his beard a 'flavor savor'. lol What a guy.
You know I sleep next to a pretty quality beard, of course.
If he doesn't trim it every few weeks, he starts to look like one of the characters out of Arabian Nights. seriously.