A tribute to Oz - edit (toto)

Oz is a place so far away that we can't get there except with a pair of red ruby shoes. Now Dorothy lives with Aunt Am and Uncle henry her husband.  Of course there has to be a huge storm that throws our house on top of a mean witch, ok, that is possible, I hate WITCHES. Now we have killed the wicked witch of the east, we have to kill the wicked witch of the west. Hmmm, sounds interesting. Comeon lets take this further now. So we open the cellar and me and Toto, my dog come out and there is a land of little munckins, no not the donuts, lol, diet city, but little people who have all sorts of cute costumes. Now they lead us in song and dance. I love to dance and we just start singing and dancing.

Aunti Am is Luella, my best friend and Uncle Henry, her husband is Tony Isaacs, hehehehhehe

Munchkins- Chris Beckett is the head munchkin cause he loves to be in charge (I made a pun)

We represent the Lullaby League, The Lullaby League, The Lullaby League
And in the name of the Lullaby League,
We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland.
We represent the Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild, The Lollypop Guild
And in the name of the Lollypop Guild,
We wish to welcome you to Muchkinland.
We welcome you to Munchkinland, Tra la la la la la la
From now on you'll be history.
You'll be history, you'll be history, you'll be history.
And we will glorify your name.
You will be a bust, be a bust, be a bust
In the Hall of Fame!

Dorothy
I thought you said she was dead.

Glinda
That was her sister - the Wicked Witch of the East. This is the Wicked Witch of the West.
And she's worse than the other one was.

Wicked Witch
Who killed my sister? Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?

Dorothy
No, no. It was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody.

Wicked Witch
Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents too!

Glinda
Oh, rubbish! You have no power here. Be gone before somebody drops a house on you, too!

Wicked Witch
Very well, I'll bide my time - but just try to stay out of my way - just try! I'll get you,
my pretty, and your little dog, too!

Glinda
Pooh - what a smell of sulphur! I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West. The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you'll
sleep, my dear.

Dorothy
Oh, I'd give anything to get of Oz altogether, but - which is the way back to Kansas?
I can't go the way I came.

Glinda
No, that's true. The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful
Wizard of Oz himself.

Dorothy
The Wizard of Oz? Is he good or is he wicked?

Glinda
Oh, very good, but very mysterious. He lives in the Emerald City and that's a long
journey from here.
Did you bring your broomstick with you?

Dorothy
No, I'm afraid I didn't.

Glinda
Well, then, you'll have to walk. The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland.

Dorothy
But - how do I start for the Emerald City?


Follow the Yellow Brick Road. Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow, follow, follow, follow,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.
Follow the Yellow Brick, Follow the Yellow Brick,
Follow the Yellow Brick Road.

We're off to see the Wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
You'll find he is a whiz of a Wiz! If ever a Wiz! there was.
If ever oh ever a Wiz! there was The Wizard of Oz is one because,
Because, because, because, because, because.
Because of the wonderful things he does.
We're off to see the Wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

So now Dorothy goes and meets the tinman, the lion and the scarecrow.

We have the lion that is Oz from my forum
We have the tinman and that is REN
We the scarecrow and that is tomato.

****Toto is now being played by Miss Heffinger

Now who is Glinda, the really beautiful godmother, oh yeah that would be Fatfluffcat.

So we get to oz after many problems on the way and we meet the wizard. Hmm who is the wizard.

Oh yeah, the wizard is played by Incharge.

So we now have Oz, Fatfluffcat, Ren Tomato and Incharge and Luella,  so that make me Dorothy.

So the wizard grants Me passage to go on his big balloon but I decline and instead use my red ruby shoes that I stole from the Lion, hehehhe and I say,

"THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE SARA'S SOUP KITCHEN FOR PEACE OF MIND."

"THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE SARA'S SOUP KITCHEN FOR PEACE OF MIND."

"THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE SARA'S SOUP KITCHEN FOR PEACE OF MIND."


HEHEHHEHEHEHEHE.

THE END.