hmmm, not bad.
on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the most clever,
I would have to give you a 2, I've seen you do much better.
Calm down, take a deep breath, and try it again.
Try not to use the word racist, ok?, its highly overused, sort of like the word historic.
Oh, and didnt Michelles butt look rather large in that white prom dress?