am i the only employer in amerika hiring?

i feel so alone. everybody else is laying off people by the hundreds and thousands, and here i am in a few months mowing 1/4 of my fair city's public parks. i don't hire former union labor, don't hire obama supporters, don't hire liberals...other than that...send in your resume and i might find time to look it over. definately not hiring in the mortgage business, thank you for asking...