OK, tell you what - you take West Bank, er West Coast, I'll take the Upper Emerald Coast, the Cubans can have Miami, retirees can have the East Coast, Jimmy Johnson and the Girls Gone Wild Film Company can have Fort Lauderdale and we'll give the immigrants the Everglades.
With your hair-do, you can probably sneak us past Miami for seasonal work as film crew helpers at Fort Lauderdale.