Holidays and cheer

Three guys are out playing golf on a cloudy day when a bolt of lightning strikes all three of them.

The next thing they know, they are standing at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter appears before them and says, " Howdy boys, since it's the holidays,
we are going to do things a bit different. In order to get in you have to show me something that is 'Christmasy' or 'Holidayish'.

The three guys look at each other, "WTF???!!!"

After a minute one smiles and pulls out a set of keys from his pocket and shakes them, "These are bells?", he says questionably.

"Now you've got it." Replies St. Pete.

The next guy reaches in his pocket and pulls out a Bic lighter and flicks it,
"A candle, this is a candle!".

"Come on in"

Totally perplexed, the third guy reaches in the front pocket of his jeans and pulls them inside out empty handed. The then reaches in his back pocket and as he proudly grins ear to ear, he holds out in front of him a pair of womens panties.

Saint Peter says, "What the...??".

Confidently and triuphantly, #3 declares, " Carol's, these are Carol's"

Pa Rump Pump Pump Pump


Detour sez:
~It's better to have gifts than receipts


shouldn't have got me going Zoe!!! :P