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M.D.s opinions of financial bail out package
 
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M.D.s opinions of financial bail out package


The Allergists voted to scratch it, and the Dermatologists
  advised not to make any rash moves.
 
  The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
  but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve,
  and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
  misconception.
 
  The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the
  Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!' while the
  Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
 
  The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  Radiologists could see right through it, and the Surgeons decided to
  wash their hands of the whole thing.
 
  The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and
  the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the
  matter.'
 
  The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the
  Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
 
  The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and
  the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
 
  In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some
  a**ho**s in Washington
 

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