THE ANTI-PALIN, PRO –WAR TOUR ROLLS ON by Glen A. Richter

It was recently brought to my attention (and thank heavens for that) that apparently there's some biblical prophesy that Sarah Palin is destined to become president and lead us to the rapture and we're all supposed to go flee to Alaska where the mothership will come suck us all up into another dimension where we can live in harmony while everyone else gets stuck on Earth.

It has also been brought to my attention that if you don't believe this sort of ridiculous trash, you're a terrorist.

According to a recent e-mail I received, we need to "pray for the Governor of Alaska and her daughter" because there are going to be unjust attacks on them. These attacks are very just. The governor is an inexperienced lunatic who has no publicized stance on any issue that matters to America today (except to use her Pentecostal argument that everything is "Gods will this" and "Gods will that"). God help us. Her daughter is a tramp who obviously had nothing better to do growing up in a state with a total population less than that of most major US cities. And even though it's totally against her church to have pre-marital relationships, we're supposed to feel sympathy for this girl as she goes through with a pregnancy that Sarah Palin herself would tell everyone else they were going to hell for having. You see, Palin plays both sides of the coin. She's supposed to be this big bold family values type who supports the traditional married couple has a bunch of kids and raises them all, and then expects us to all hold her daughter in some respect even though she did what was contrary to what her mother wants the rest of us to hold ourselves to. What's forced on us by the goose is apparently not a big deal when it involves the gander.

This isn't about Palin Jr. though, it's about the simple hilarity behind the whole Palin Pandemonium. Americans are falling over themselves over this celebrity and it's just plain sickening. McCain had the nerve to say Barack Obama was just a celebrity with empty rhetoric, and then he goes off and picks someone who fits that bill perfectly to be his VP running mate. Palin has even been quoted recently as being a proponent of going to war with Russia. And this leads to my upcoming diatribe.

You see, if one side can fill my inbox with a bunch of silly garbage about Palin being this messenger from God or whatever, in fact the e-mail said specifically that the "44th vice president would be the governor" and I need to clarify for everyone who believes this trash that the 44th vice president has already come and gone-Dan Quayle, Senator, Indiana so that sort of invalidates the rest of that propaganda filled religious right wingnut letter I received, then I too can come up with some baloney and try to force everyone to believe it and it's perfectly justified. Except my baloney actually makes more sense.

According to countless "Nostradamus buff" websites, the greatest mystery of our time centers around an individual by the name of "Mabus". Nostradamus believers are utterly convinced that the historical seer predicted with great accuracy, among other things, Napoleon Bonaparte, Adolph Hitler, two world wars, the 9/11 attacks, plagues, famine and about a thousand other things. Although he wrote in vague terms, one could legitimately argue (after the fact) that the leader from Europe who would bring terror could be Bonaparte and Hister could be Hitler with a couple of spelling errors, the great brothers or the two towers could both refer to the World Trade Center, and so on and so forth. Many other people believe that Nostradamus wrote his prophecies as a warning that those who interpreted them correctly could do something about keeping them from happening, thus saving the Earth from certain destruction.

So, I'm going to break precedent and presume that I actually do know who this mysterious Mabus is. The difference between my interpretation of Nostradamus and the wingnuts absurd interpretation of the bible is that I'm going to actually back up my interpretation with actual words that haven't already been proven completely wrong (44th vice president is a Governor, what a laughable mistake. There goes that argument down the toilet!)

By order of the constitution, then, Sarah Palin would become president when Mabus "then soon dies". The horrible rout can be one of two things: either other countries totally taking advantage of American incompetence by bombing the brains out of us because we now have a president with absolutely no expertise on foreign policy other than being governor of a state that happens to be close to Russia (I live equidistant from Canada as Juneau is from Russia... does that qualify me as a foreign policy expert too?) OR us trying to blow the bejesus out of the rest of the world like Palin said she'd not object to. War with Russia, war with the Middle East, war with Eastern Asia, and no question, a very massive civil war that would once and for all divide the US along two lines: radical right wingers and sensible left wingers.

William Branham (whoever that is) said in 1933, the following:

3) There arose up in America a most beautiful, but cruel woman. She held the people in her complete power. I believed that this was the rise of the Roman Catholic Church, though I knew it could possibly be a vision of some woman rising in great power in America due to a popular vote by women.

I heard a most terrible explosion. As I turned to look I saw nothing but debris, craters, and smoke all over the land of America.

75 years ago to now! The man obviously hasn't the same cult following as Nostradamus, but blow me down if this isn't a telling statement. I'll leave this one open to your own interpretation because it's so blatantly screaming "Palin is going to screw us all!".

And my last piece of information:

4a) Great exertions towards the North by a man-woman to vex Europe and almost all the Universe. The two eclipses will be put into such a rout that they will reinforce life or death for the Hungarians. Which has also been translated loosely as:

4b) Towards Russia great efforts by a masculine woman, nearly all of Europe and the universe vexed, the two eclipses (US and Russia) will put all to such pursuit, and for the Pannonians life and death will be reinforced.

Palin certainly isn't masculine, but she certainly hasn't disproved any assertion that she'll make every effort to act in an alpha-male aggressive manner towards Russia (see above). This would be the undoing of not only Europe as she restarts the Cold War, but this time for real, but for the US as we'll completely exhaust all our military resources in some incredibly pointless war (sound familiar???) but also realize our ultimate demise at the hands of a woman who so desperately wants to put us on the fast track to armageddon.

If Nostradamus wrote what he "saw" as a means of warning us to prevent the world from ending, and we totally missed the boat the first two times, we should probably consider this a legitimate problem that we absolutely must address this time around. And even though this argument against Palin was (not quite) as ridiculous as the biblical slop that said we need to support her, it actually has a great deal of logic behind it, which is a million times more than can be said about anything put out there by the evangelical nutcases.

In the end, it should become clear and obvious that Palin actually is totally wrong for this world. It's a shame that it had to come down to citing Nostradamus to get this point across, and it'll be a bigger shame if we have to realize this first hand, but there is no doubt that the McCain/Palin train has to be stopped in its tracks if we're to survive as a nation and as a world. http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/1031934/the_antipalin_proworld_tour_...