I Agree-Such a Big Story! and Very Serious too...

This story will certainly have major, and serious, political ramifications. Let's now bring in the FBI and the CIA and the dream team of lawyers sent to Alaska to investigate Sarah Palin. We demand justice!

This is clearly fraudulent. We may learn that this disturbed and toxic young female will bring down the entire presidential campaign of McPalin.(hope, hope)

Dear me! This is such a HUGE story. Oh my god! Let's really get this out there! Maybe we can do a Barbara Walters special and have the New Jerk Times run a FULL PAGED STORY for the next week. Oh yes! Think how many papers they will sell! We will all be so gleeful. Maybe they will be upgraded from junk status. Wouldn't that be nice too.

Libs here can buy 100's of these newspapers and make scrap books for their children. Maybe children in kindergarten will be taught how evil the McPalin campaign really is. This will go down in history as a big story.

Be sure to bookmark it too. That way you can reference it whenever you are feeling down and need to make your self feel happy again. It could be better than chocolate.
You never know.