You know those kooky specialty hats that some drinkers wear that have several beer cans with a hose and a mouth piece coming down so they can just sip away without worrying about holding the beer?
Well, with your avid consumption of pee, I had this funny thought about a hose that comes up through the collar of your shirt so you can sip anywhere, anytime....
Why waste a drop, huh?
....and... what a conversation piece!!!
Hoot hoot!
BTW, did you know that brushing your teeth with urine brightens your teeth?