Re: as seen on the internet: "why did the chicken cross the road?" [edit by mod]

Why did the Curezone Chicken Cross the Road?

Barefoot-roads are against nature, the chicken was obeying nature and the road, probably made by Masons, was in his path.

Moreless-that chicken was sick and diseased, mentaly ill, deceived by the evil one and ACIDIC!!!

Charlie the Herbalist-my tonic makes all chickens able to cross roads in just a few hours.

2Sirius-#%&*$** Chicken never &^%#*@& crossed the &*(^%#$$ road, all those whiners and losers don't know what they are talking about.

Trapper-he was taking at least a gram of iodine a day, that chicken can do anything.

hopinso-chicken? What chicken? I need to do more research

Wombat-two words...chicken booty

Vulcanel-don't know, but he was delicious

mod edit:

grzbr - with chicken feed being as depleted of minerals as it is, its a wonder the chicken can even walk, let alone cross the road.

DQuixote - if the chicken had utopia silver, he could cross ten roads at once. i wonder how he would taste in oleander soup?

luellamay - i have a recipe for that chicken Tweet