Brain Transplant ( joke )

Greetings everyone,

This is just a joke and didnt know where to post it.

 In the hospital the relatives gathered in the
 waiting room, where their
 family member lay gravely ill.


Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and
somber.

"I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as
 he surveyed the worried
 faces.

"The only hope left for your loved one at this time
 is a brain transplant.


It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it
is the only hope.

Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will
 have to pay for the brain yourselves.."

The family members sat silent as they absorbed the
news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost?"

 The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
 female brain."

The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye
 contact with the women, but some actually smirked.


A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out
the question everyone wanted to ask,

"Why is the male brain so much more?"

The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and
 explained to the entire group, "It's just standard pricing procedure.

We have to mark down the price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."


SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO
THE MEN YOU THINK CAN
 HANDLE IT...