This Should BE a Joke

I got such a kick out of this, I thought it fit better here than in the joke forum.

Corey

Sayings you'd like to see on office inspirational posters

* If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.
* The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.
* Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
* If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
* Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings -- they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
* A person who smiles in the face of adversity ... probably has a scapegoat.
* Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here....
* We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are union members!
* 2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
* If at first you don't succeed -- try management.
* It's only unethical if you get caught.
* Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
* Never quit until you have another job.
* Work harder slaves!
* The beatings will continue until morale improves.
* If you can read this, you're not working!
* Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
* Go the extra mile - It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
* Pride, commitment, teamwork -- words we use to get you to work for free.
* Succeed in spite of management.
* Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
* There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
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