There you go, water chestnuts. I just ate two yesterday, courtsey of a co-worker who bought in bacon wrapped water chestnuts for everyone as a treat. Hubby says never eat off the white man's plate, he's right as usual.
This week end we had a customer tell us her cousin, who was a heathy man in his mid thirties had almost died from a surgury from a hernia. He didn't want to have it done, but he was ordered to do it under workman's comp. Current joke at the fleamarket where we have our shop- What's the difference between an MD and a hitman? with the hitman it's usually painless, and he won't collect from your estate.
So I get the sarcasm, and I'll now turn mine off as well.