Actually, that report was probably written up to
make ol' GW feel good about himself when actually
in succeeding in the topics listed, he has FAILED
miserably...
Hee-hee...I forgot he can be dyslexic about riding
a bike...and heaven forbid, do not give the man a
bag of pretzels~!
I think he probably did more damage to his head
too when he took the spill the post-picture you
provide shows the damage of...we'll never know
for sure. Classified asinine behavior and all...