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You have no idea how funny your post really is, rofl! True story... Shortly after I met my last boyfriend, I told him that one day he would beg me to be his ball & chain, ahahaha! Well, guess what? I must be psychic or something because he did! It was too little, waaaaaaaay too late! And I said a loud 'n clear, NO! Same thing happened with my ex-husband! We dated for about 2 weeks and then he went back to his old girlfriend. I was devastated, although I told some friends of mine that we weren't through with each other yet. I also told them that we were going to marry some day! Like I said, he's my ex-husband now, lol! Hey, has anybody seen my next husband around here anywhere? I miss him somethin' awful! I sure hope he doesn't keep me waiting much longer. Oh, and tell him that I've got some surprises for him! Thanks!