"Nothing difficult is ever easy." Francine and Cosmos, from a series of old Sprite soda commercials.
The first part of that was "Oh, Francine. Why must I stand on my head? My head is round. I'll fall over. A Sprite. A Sprite alone, to soothe my fevered brow."
I relate to Cosmos.
"My ankles ache. My knees despair of bending. I can't hear out of my left ear. A Sprite. A ...". This was so Cosmos would not have to spend any energy in playing tennis with Francine.
I once called the radio station to ask them to play any of the numerous commercials. They did call for requests after all. They just hung up on me.