I have really, really, really good teeth if anybody asks.

I go to the city's "Dentist to the Stars" and he marvels....honest. In fact, I've been a poster boy for other clients who need encouragement. Always had top-tier choppers. Always. Teeth are one of the first things I look at when I meet someone for the first time. Eyes, then teeth, then hair. Don't know why, but that's what most guys do I think. When a woman asks me what she needs to do to be her best I always tell her to invest in that smile. Hair and smile for a woman are key elements. I've seen many a "B" girl notch up to an "A-" with great hair and a spectacular smile. Work an extra job, take out a loan, whatever. Get those teeth perfect and straight and that gumline developed properly. Do it! Smiles are that important. If you want my kisses then whiten that smile, straighten those teeth up and down, and invite me in.