Women - Beware!

 

 You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys

     removed by black-market organ thieves. Well, this kind of cruel theft is

     happening with other body parts as well!  My thighs were stolen from me

     during the night a few years ago.  I went to sleep and woke up with

     someone else's thighs.  It was just that quick.

    

     The replacements had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Whose thighs were

     these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for

     my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my

     life in jeans.

    

     Then the thieves struck again. My ass was next.  I knew it was the

     same gang, because they took pains to match my new rear end to the

     thighs they had stuck me with earlier.

     But my new ass was attached at least three inches lower than my

     original!  I realized I'd have to give up my jeans in favor of long

     skirts.

    

     Two years ago I realized my arms had been switched.  One morning I was

     fixing my hair and was horrified to see the flesh of my upper arms swing

     to and fro with the motion of the hairbrush. This was really getting

     scary - my body was being replaced one section at a time. What could

     they do to me next?

    

     When my poor neck suddenly disappeared and was replaced with a turkey

     neck, I decided to tell my story. Women of the world, wake up and smell

     the coffee!  Those "plastic" surgeons are Using REAL replacement body

     parts stolen from you and me! The next time someone you know has

     something "lifted", look again - was it lifted from you?

    

                                  THIS IS NOT A HOAX!

    

                  This is happening to women everywhere every night.

                                  WARN YOUR FRIENDS!

    

     P.S. Last year I thought someone had stolen my boobs. I was lying in

     bed and they were gone!  But when I jumped out of bed, I was relieved to

     see that they had just been hiding in my armpits as I slept. Now I keep

     them safely hidden in my waistband. this is a true story..............

    

     I KNOW IT HAPPENED TO ME!!!!