Hey Doc, here's some MI humor for ya...maybe a repeat for ya..

A little Michigan humor....

A young woman in Cheboygan Michigan was so depressed that she decided
to end her life by throwing herself into the Straits. She went to the
Mackinaw Bridge and was about to leap into the frigid water when a
handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the rail, crying.
He took pity on her and said, 'Look, you have so much to live for. I'm
off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on
my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day.'
Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, 'I'll
keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy.'

The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Europe would give her new meaning. That night, the
sailor brought her aboard and hid h er in a lifeboat. From then on,
every night, he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and
they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered by
the captain. 'What are you doing here?' the captain asked.
'I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,' she explained. 'I get
food and a trip to Europe , and he's screwing me.'

'He certainly is, ' the captain said. 'This is the Mackinaw Island Ferry.'