I ate a whole bottle of St. Joseph's Aspririn for Children when I was 2, in 1962, while my grandfather was babysitting me and he was on the telephone for a long time not paying attention to what I was doing. I filled the empty bottle up with water and put it under one of the sofa cushions, but left the cushion sloppy so it got noticed and lifted, and the water-filled aspirin bottle discovered. Spent the rest of the day & night in the hospital, with an MD coming in every hour, on the hour, to draw blood from my left armpit for testing. No stomach pumping, I think too much time had passed, so I just rode out my OD in a plastic tent that night.