Telephone Cord Rant

I do not remember the cords on the phones when I was a kid getting all tangled up where you couldn't answer the dang phone when it rang. And now the stupid phone cords are worthless one week after you buy them. It amazes me that they stopped making good phone cords and put a man on the moon instead.

Shows you where our priorities lie.

I do not like cordless phones. I do not like Cell Phone s. I do not want batteries next to my head. I feel the heat. There is some kind of energy eminating from them, and I don't like the sensation. I prefer using regular old-timey telephones with cords. But where are you going to get a cord that works these days?

If the telephone receiver has a cord, you can always find it, because it's attached to the telephone. Another reason why I like to have a cord on my phone. When you have a worm in your brain, remembering where you put the stupid cordless phone is problematic. But seems like another viable choice has been eliminated by the New World Order. There is a Conspiracy to force us to use cordless phones. And the plot is insidious beyond belief...

They don't just eliminate phone cords altogether. NO! They still sell cords, but they sell crummy ones that get tangled up, so you don't suspect there is a conspiracy, they can say "see you have a choice"... But do you really, when the only alternative to a cordless phone is a tangled up cord? Phasing out realistic alternatives is the same thing as eliminating choice.

And why would communication corporations want to force everyone to use cordless phones? The answer is obvious. They want to fry our brains and put themselves out of business because once we are all brain dead, they will have nobody to sell phones to.

We have no choice but to become telepathic in order to survive. And we should all stop using the computer too.

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