late holiday humor

3 guys our pass away and are waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter(no offense) says , " since it's the holidays you guys
have to show me something that is Christmas themed in order
for me to let you in"

Confused, the first guy reaches in his pocket and pulls out a set
of keys and shakes them..."they're bells???" he whimpers.

"Ok, you're in", says St Pete

The next guy searches his pockets and finally pulls out a lighter...
"eh, it's a candle",

St Peter waves him in.

The third guy, totally perplexed, frantically searches
his pockets inside out. Then , he smirks and reaches in his back pocket,
pulling out a pair of women's panties... and hands them to Saint Peter.

"What the $%^& are these?!!!" the saint blurts out.

"They're Carol's"

It's always better to have gifts than receipts!!!

aloha.. DETour